Save that number in your phone. Right now.
In an effort to keep in touch and make this website worth visiting, I have set up a voicemail so you people can leave me messages anytime you want. Did you just see a midget on a moped? Call me! Did you just see something simultaneously hilarious and depressing because you live in the Inland Empire? Call me! Do you have to vent because you are disappointed by the latest VH1 "best of" show? Call me!
You get the picture. In any case, I really just made this so I can keep in touch with you all while I'm stuck on a ship for six months, so please feel free to call me. Drunk dials encouraged.